{"id":4111,"date":"2008-09-24T12:36:00","date_gmt":"2008-09-24T12:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.wordpress.com\/2008\/09\/24\/a-morning-of-disappointments"},"modified":"2008-09-24T12:36:00","modified_gmt":"2008-09-24T12:36:00","slug":"a-morning-of-disappointments","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=4111","title":{"rendered":"A Morning Of Disappointments."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I found the following things disappointing this morning:<br \/><UL><br \/><LI>Came home from dropping the kid off at school to find <I>Cleopatra<\/I> on one of the movie channels, but I&#8217;d already missed the Rex Harrison parts.<br \/><LI>Metallica is being inducted into the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame, despite their general douche-baggery.<br \/><LI>I cannot find the cord to connect my camera to my laptop so that I can share the fabulous picture of me and Gena Showalter standing by the bras in Meijer.<br \/><LI>I just bought new long-sleeved maternity shirts and it&#8217;s going to be like, a bajillion degrees today.<br \/><\/UL><\/p>\n<p>Otherwise, things will probably go okay for me today.<\/p>\n<p>Except for that Metallica thing, which will stick in my craw for quite some time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I found the following things disappointing this morning:Came home from dropping the kid off at school to find Cleopatra on one of the movie channels,&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=4111\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">A Morning Of Disappointments.<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4111"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4111"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4111\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}