{"id":4119,"date":"2008-09-13T12:51:00","date_gmt":"2008-09-13T12:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.wordpress.com\/2008\/09\/13\/so-im-pretty-sure-im-going-to-die"},"modified":"2008-09-13T12:51:00","modified_gmt":"2008-09-13T12:51:00","slug":"so-im-pretty-sure-im-going-to-die","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=4119","title":{"rendered":"So, I&#8217;m Pretty Sure I&#8217;m Going To Die."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think I have pneumonia.  I&#8217;m not a doctor, despite the appearance of my shiny white lab coat (I just wear that to protect my clothes from spills), but I&#8217;m thinking the sloshing sounds coming from the vicinity of my lungs, making me sound like a human water bed whenever I move, might be an indicator.  Also, the fact that I woke up this morning going, &#8220;Is someone making boiling water?  Where is that tea kettle noise coming from?  Oh, it&#8217;s me.  Breathing.  That sucks.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Today, I&#8217;ll be giving a presentation at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.grrrwa.org\">GRRRWA<\/A>, after which time I will drive myself directly to the funeral home in anticipation of impending demise.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think I have pneumonia. I&#8217;m not a doctor, despite the appearance of my shiny white lab coat (I just wear that to protect my&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=4119\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">So, I&#8217;m Pretty Sure I&#8217;m Going To Die.<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4119"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4119"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4119\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7139,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4119\/revisions\/7139"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}