{"id":4192,"date":"2008-04-17T14:43:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-17T14:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.wordpress.com\/2008\/04\/17\/god-bless-the-usa"},"modified":"2008-04-17T14:43:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-17T14:43:00","slug":"god-bless-the-usa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=4192","title":{"rendered":"God Bless The USA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m proud to be an American, where at least I know I&#8217;m free to watch male cover models lip sync to Lee Greenwood while making inappropriate pelvic thrust motions.  I&#8217;m fairly certain my brains will never recover.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m about to head off to my panel on Romantic Suspense with Tara Taylor Quinn and Brenda Novak.  I know, I don&#8217;t write Romantic Suspense, but that didn&#8217;t seem to matter.  <\/p>\n<p>Tonight is the Faery Ball.  If I&#8217;d remembered my USB cable, I would promise pictures.  But guess what?  I suck and totally forgot it, so you&#8217;ll have to see pics when I return to the frozen north.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m proud to be an American, where at least I know I&#8217;m free to watch male cover models lip sync to Lee Greenwood while making&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=4192\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">God Bless The USA<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4192"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4192"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4192\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4192"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4192"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4192"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}