Okay, so here is the absolutely true tale of Harrison Ford being dead:<\/p>\n
Once upon a time, I had a party. And my parties are epic bacchanals with drinking and lowered inhibitions. I used to have a life-sized replica of Han Solo frozen in carbonite, and it got hella molested at one of these parties.<\/p>\n
So, anyway, during one party, I disappeared to my office to “check my email.” This should have been clue number 1 that I was up to something, because who checks their email during a party? But my drunken friends were too far gone to see this.<\/p>\n
After an appropriate length of time, I go out of my office and go, “Oh my God, you guys! Harrison Ford died!”<\/p>\n
And everyone goes, “WHAT? HOW? OMG!” And I was like, “I don’t know, it was a heart thing, apparently. He died like, three hours ago, it was on TMZ.”<\/p>\n
Only one person in the room didn’t believe me. My husband goes, “Whatever. Shut up.” <\/p>\n
It was the best party prank ever.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Okay, so here is the absolutely true tale of Harrison Ford being dead: Once upon a time, I had a party. And my parties are…<\/p>\n