{"id":4215,"date":"2008-04-01T16:11:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-01T16:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.wordpress.com\/2008\/04\/01\/i-loathe-april-1st"},"modified":"2008-04-01T16:11:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-01T16:11:00","slug":"i-loathe-april-1st","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=4215","title":{"rendered":"I Loathe April 1st"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I will not believe a word of anything anyone blogs today.  You are all goons.<\/p>\n<p>Also, I&#8217;m going to quit writing Urban Fantasy and start writing Paranormal Christian Inspirational novels.  Think &#8220;The Dresden Files&#8221; if Harry were Jesus and the council was, you know, God.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I will not believe a word of anything anyone blogs today. You are all goons. Also, I&#8217;m going to quit writing Urban Fantasy and start&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=4215\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I Loathe April 1st<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4215"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4215"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4215\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4215"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4215"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4215"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}