{"id":4223,"date":"2008-03-24T17:11:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-24T17:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.wordpress.com\/2008\/03\/24\/wait-what-2"},"modified":"2008-03-24T17:11:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-24T17:11:00","slug":"wait-what-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=4223","title":{"rendered":"Wait, what?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been absent while I slave towards a seemingly impossible goal of finishing my current WIP before the end of the month, but I had to break my silence to report of the stupidest headline I&#8217;ve ever read.  On CNN.com, a headline reads &#8220;A Star Explodes Halfway Across The Universe&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, wait, what?  If the universe is infinite, as some believe, then how does one determine a halfway point?  Or, if the universe if finite, but too large to be measured, as others contend, you still can&#8217;t determine a halfway point.<\/p>\n<p>To say something is &#8220;halfway&#8221; across the universe is to say that you know where the universe begins and ends.  So, what&#8217;s wrong with just saying &#8220;A Star Explodes A Long Way Away&#8221;?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been absent while I slave towards a seemingly impossible goal of finishing my current WIP before the end of the month, but I had&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=4223\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Wait, what?<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4223"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4223"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4223\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4223"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4223"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4223"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}