{"id":4341,"date":"2007-12-04T13:54:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-04T13:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.wordpress.com\/2007\/12\/04\/hhtv-the-hasselhoff-channel-all-hoff-all-the-time"},"modified":"2007-12-04T13:54:00","modified_gmt":"2007-12-04T13:54:00","slug":"hhtv-the-hasselhoff-channel-all-hoff-all-the-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=4341","title":{"rendered":"HHTV: The Hasselhoff Channel. All Hoff, All The Time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I come to you today with two Hofftastic videos from the man himself.  The first, a commercial for some internet company, in which Hoff declares himself King of The Internet.  Bow, worthless plebes, your new master demands supplication!  Bow!  BOW!<\/p>\n<p>[youtube http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=9lZWcRvvaK8&amp;rel=1]<\/p>\n<p>Tune in tomorrow for an in-depth review of El Hoff&#8217;s autobiography, and don&#8217;t miss the rest of the Hofftacular Spectacular, all this week, right here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I come to you today with two Hofftastic videos from the man himself. The first, a commercial for some internet company, in which Hoff declares&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=4341\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">HHTV: The Hasselhoff Channel. All Hoff, All The Time<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4341"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4341"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4341\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4341"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4341"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4341"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}