{"id":469,"date":"2013-03-21T13:03:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-21T13:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.wordpress.com\/2013\/03\/21\/two-things-i-yelled-in-my-sleep-and-some-dreams"},"modified":"2013-03-21T13:03:00","modified_gmt":"2013-03-21T13:03:00","slug":"two-things-i-yelled-in-my-sleep-and-some-dreams","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=469","title":{"rendered":"Two things I yelled in my sleep, and some dreams."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Two things I yelled in my sleep last night:<\/b><\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>&#8220;The headphones are winning!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;This isn&#8217;t <i>Seaquest<\/i>, bitch!&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<div><b>Some dreams I had last night:<\/b><\/div>\n<div>\n<ul>\n<li>A nightmare caused by <i>I Didn&#8217;t Know I Was Pregnant<\/i>, in which Mr. Jen refused to let me name our surprise baby Tina Fey Armintrout. Neither would he allow me to name it Tina Poehler Armintrout.<\/li>\n<li>I was somehow involved in a <i>Les Miserables<\/i>\u00a0style political uprising.<\/li>\n<li>The new season of <i>Game of Thrones<\/i>\u00a0had an uncomfortably heavy emphasis on vaginal secretions.<\/li>\n<li>I got to meet Tom Hanks in person.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear:both;text-align:center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/jennytrout.files.wordpress.com\/2013\/03\/believeinyourdreams.jpg?w=300\" style=\"margin-left:1em;margin-right:1em;\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/jennytrout.files.wordpress.com\/2013\/03\/believeinyourdreams.jpg?w=300\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two things I yelled in my sleep last night: &#8220;The headphones are winning!&#8221; &#8220;This isn&#8217;t Seaquest, bitch!&#8221; Some dreams I had last night: A nightmare&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=469\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Two things I yelled in my sleep, and some dreams.<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/469"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=469"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/469\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=469"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=469"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=469"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}