{"id":5760,"date":"2013-07-16T16:33:57","date_gmt":"2013-07-16T20:33:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.wordpress.com\/?p=5760"},"modified":"2013-07-16T16:33:57","modified_gmt":"2013-07-16T20:33:57","slug":"the-boss-is-now-available-in-paperback","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=5760","title":{"rendered":"The Boss is now available in paperback!"},"content":{"rendered":"

I CANNOT BELIEVE IT’S ACTUALLY READY, GUYS.<\/p>\n

But it’s here.\u00a0The Boss<\/em> is available in paperback. I got the first copy today. After agonizing over format (“Is this too hard to read? Is the print too big now? Why is there practically no spacing?! Why is there too much spacing? WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME I AM A GOOD PERSON?!”), it’s ready to go!<\/p>\n

The only thing I’m not happy with is the price I have to offer it for. I’d wanted to price it at fifteen bucks, but I would have had to spend money per copy sold to do that. So, it’s coming off the line as a $20.00 USD purchase. I felt all guilty about that for a second, and then I was like, “Uh… this is actually just sitting around for free on the internet, so…” So, if you’re unhappy with the price of it, keep in mind that I am, as well, and I’m going to see what I can do to change that when it’s time for\u00a0The Girlfriend<\/em> to hit shelves. But also that you can still read it for free if you don’t want to shell out.<\/p>\n

In the meantime, here’s the buy link for the paperback:<\/p>\n

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The Boss<\/a><\/p>\n

Abigail Barnette<\/p>\n

$20.00<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

\"Buy<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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And then check out these\u00a0amazing<\/em> running shoes I received as a birthday present from a wonderful friend who wants to remain nameless to avoid the wrath of her husband, but who I think we pretty much all know who she is, right? Having only run barefoot – until that caught up with me in the form of an achilles tendon injury last year – I had never shopped for running shoes before. Cut to me running up and down an alley in 91 degree heat while a very earnest sales person watches me and considers whether the shoes are working for me or not. Pro-tip, the pair that fly off the moment you take a single step are just a tad too big.<\/p>\n

\"P1000511\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Thanks, nameless cousin-friend! I can’t wait to go running! Oh shit, yes I can, because it’s like NINETY FUCKING DEGREES OUT.<\/p>\n

I better just stay in and stroke the fuck out of this paperback I wrote, formatted, covered, and crafted without the help of a big six publisher SO NOW I FEEL LIKE A FUCKING GOD.<\/p>\n

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I CANNOT BELIEVE IT’S ACTUALLY READY, GUYS. But it’s here.\u00a0The Boss is available in paperback. I got the first copy today. After agonizing over format…<\/p>\n

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