{"id":5880,"date":"2013-08-13T11:26:42","date_gmt":"2013-08-13T15:26:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.wordpress.com\/?p=5880"},"modified":"2013-08-13T11:26:42","modified_gmt":"2013-08-13T15:26:42","slug":"more-state-of-the-trout","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=5880","title":{"rendered":"More State of The Trout"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey y&#8217;all! If you follow me on twitter, you may have noticed the #1 symptom of illness in Jenny Trout: explosive, aimless tweeting. I&#8217;m so sick! My husband had this wretched cold, and he passed it to me. I need to really set firm rules for myself and not have sex with that man while he&#8217;s ill. In my defense, something about nursing a sick guy back to health really turns my crank.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m also getting ready to put up the pre-orders for\u00a0<em>The Girlfriend.\u00a0<\/em>My goal is to have it available for pre-order on the 15th, but let&#8217;s see where the wind takes us. Having never done a self-pubbed release this way before, I&#8217;m not real sure of how everything goes down.<\/p>\n<p>I know people are missing the Buffy\/50 Shades recaps, and those will be back on track soon, but right now everything in my work life is like a clogged pipe or something. Good things are happening&#8211; but they&#8217;re happening all at once, making things kind of inconvenient.<\/p>\n<p>Before I go, let me share with you some of the highlights of the last three days of illness:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I binge watched\u00a0<em>Orange is The New Black<\/em><\/li>\n<li>I had to tell my four year old to stop twerking<\/li>\n<li>My ten year old started playing Battlefield 3 online. I heard an outraged &#8220;He&#8217;s TEABAGGING me!&#8221; yesterday<\/li>\n<li>Strawberry preserves in oatmeal is amazing<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Have any of you guys watched\u00a0<em>Orange is The New Black<\/em>? What did you think of it? I&#8217;m rewatching it with D-Rock, so now at least one person understands the joke when I say, &#8220;Don&#8217;t fuck me with me. I&#8217;m a Russian, I&#8217;ll pop your fake titty.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey y&#8217;all! If you follow me on twitter, you may have noticed the #1 symptom of illness in Jenny Trout: explosive, aimless tweeting. I&#8217;m so&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=5880\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">More State of The Trout<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5880"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5880"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5880\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5880"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5880"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5880"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}