{"id":6578,"date":"2013-10-12T17:46:53","date_gmt":"2013-10-12T21:46:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.wordpress.com\/?p=6578"},"modified":"2013-10-12T17:46:53","modified_gmt":"2013-10-12T21:46:53","slug":"breaking-charlie-hunnam-wakes-from-months-long-hypnogogic-trance-realizes-what-hes-done","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=6578","title":{"rendered":"BREAKING: Charlie Hunnam Wakes from Months Long Hypnogogic Trance, Realizes What He&#8217;s Done"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, someone explained to Charlie Hunnam exactly what he agreed to, and when the icy fingers of reality speared through his brain,<a href=\"http:\/\/insidemovies.ew.com\/2013\/10\/12\/charlie-hunnam-fifty-shades-of-grey\/\"> he left the project with nothing but a cloud of dust and a body-shaped hole in the wall.<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/jennytrout.files.wordpress.com\/2013\/09\/charlie-hunnam1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-5999\" alt=\"charlie hunnam\" src=\"http:\/\/jennytrout.files.wordpress.com\/2013\/09\/charlie-hunnam1.jpg?w=590\" width=\"354\" height=\"359\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Since this will almost certainly delay the movie&#8217;s release (filming was set to begin in November), I hereby decree that October 11 be recognized as a Troutnation national holiday. St. Hunnam&#8217;s Day, known in medieval times as &#8220;Hunnamsmas,&#8221; shall be commemorated each year with a dinner of anything a controlling psychopath didn&#8217;t force you to eat, and a village wide spanking contest.<\/p>\n<p>So, weigh in, all ye citizens of Troutland. Is this a bad move on Hunnam&#8217;s part? Do you believe that &#8220;scheduling&#8221; issues took him away from the project? Who should they cast now? And does anyone know Ian Somerhalder&#8217;s whereabouts?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, someone explained to Charlie Hunnam exactly what he agreed to, and when the icy fingers of reality speared through his brain, he left the&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=6578\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">BREAKING: Charlie Hunnam Wakes from Months Long Hypnogogic Trance, Realizes What He&#8217;s Done<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6578"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6578"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6578\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6578"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6578"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6578"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}