{"id":6962,"date":"2014-01-06T08:33:46","date_gmt":"2014-01-06T13:33:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.wordpress.com\/?p=6962"},"modified":"2014-03-05T12:24:43","modified_gmt":"2014-03-05T17:24:43","slug":"dont-blink","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=6962","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t blink."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>See this?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jennytrout.files.wordpress.com\/2014\/01\/p1000808.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-6963\" alt=\"P1000808\" src=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.files.wordpress.com\/2014\/01\/p1000808.jpg?w=590\" width=\"590\" height=\"786\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This is what a-holes do.<\/p>\n<p>Well, a-hole friends who put waaaaaaay too much work into their pranks. This weeping angel was made by my friend <a href=\"http:\/\/bronwyngreenblog.blogspot.com\/\">Bronwyn Green<\/a>. She came to my house for a visit recently, a friendly sit-and-knit kind of situation. And while she was here, she snuck this little bastard into my office, and somehow, with her shortness and teensy little T-Rex arms, got it onto the top of my very, very dusty bookshelf.<\/p>\n<p>Seen also in the photo is very, very dusty garland of Doctors, which was unfortunately removed during my flailing, screaming reaction when I finally saw the damn thing up there.<\/p>\n<p>The best part about her prank? She&#8217;d already done it to other people, and gleefully shared their reactions with me, thus lulling me into a false sense of security. Because what kind of deranged maniac tries to pull off pranking someone who already knows the prank?<\/p>\n<p>Good work, Bronwyn Green.<\/p>\n<p>Retribution is coming.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>See this? This is what a-holes do. Well, a-hole friends who put waaaaaaay too much work into their pranks. This weeping angel was made by&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=6962\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Don&#8217;t blink.<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[217,216,212,204],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6962"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6962"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6962\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7281,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6962\/revisions\/7281"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6962"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6962"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6962"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}