{"id":7645,"date":"2014-05-21T09:00:09","date_gmt":"2014-05-21T13:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=7645"},"modified":"2014-05-20T23:45:07","modified_gmt":"2014-05-21T03:45:07","slug":"wednesday-blogging-my-dream-yard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=7645","title":{"rendered":"Wednesday Blogging: My Dream Yard."},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m pretty lucky to be renting a house that has a pretty awesome yard.<\/p>\n

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Look at that. That is goddamn majestic. It’s pastoral as fuck. Our local government is a village, for god’s sake. I am a\u00a0villager<\/em>. My neighbor is a\u00a0pony<\/em>.<\/p>\n

How, you ask, will Jenny write about her dream yard? When she clearly is already living the dream?<\/p>\n

I have fucking allergies.<\/p>\n

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This is my dream yard. No grass. No actual trees. None of that nature bullshit. Also, it should be indoors.<\/p>\n

I never had allergies until like a few years ago. I turned thirty and it’s like, “Hey, your entire life is going to suck from April until December, is that cool? Awesome, enjoy hell!” The Bradys knew what they were doing.<\/p>\n

But I’m pretty sure it’s also why they got rid of Tiger, because it cannot be fun cleaning dog shit out of turf.<\/p>\n

Take a look at the other, probably more exciting and imaginative dream lawns people have come up with this week:<\/p>\n

Bronwyn Green<\/a>\u00a0\u2022 Jessica Jarman<\/a>\u00a0\u2022 Kellie St. James<\/a>\u00a0\u2022 Leigh Jones<\/a>
\nKris Norris<\/a>\u00a0\u2022 Gwendolyn Cease<\/a><\/p>\n

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I’m pretty lucky to be renting a house that has a pretty awesome yard. Look at that. That is goddamn majestic. It’s pastoral as fuck.…<\/p>\n

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