{"id":7747,"date":"2014-06-11T09:00:21","date_gmt":"2014-06-11T13:00:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=7747"},"modified":"2014-06-10T22:12:56","modified_gmt":"2014-06-11T02:12:56","slug":"wednesday-blogging-stuff-i-need-so-i-can-write","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=7747","title":{"rendered":"Wednesday Blogging: Stuff I need so I can write."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes, I&#8217;ll read interviews with writers and they&#8217;ll be all, &#8220;Do you have a ritual? What do you need to get the creative juices flowing?&#8221; and the writer is like, &#8220;I need my Mont Blanc fountain pen and a glass of exquisite red wine and a Moleskein notebook beautifully collaged with inspirational photos that evoke the tone and mood of my characters and settings.&#8221; And I&#8217;m like, get the fuck over yourself, you sound like a total diva, and everybody knows you wear sweatpants and guzzle Diet Coke because we see your ass talking about it on the Twitter\u00a0<em>daily<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>But other times, I&#8217;m like, what if\u00a0<em>everybody<\/em> has a special ritual for writing? And I&#8217;m the only one who doesn&#8217;t? Because I am, as I have long suspected, not a\u00a0<em>real<\/em> writer? Because I&#8217;m a fraud?<\/p>\n<p>I really hope the other writers this week have similar answers to mine, or else I&#8217;ll look like an asshole. I also hope that none of them use Mont Blanc pens.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s my totally boring and not at all original list of things I need:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Tunes.\u00a0<\/strong>I make Spotify playlists for all the books I&#8217;m working on. I usually share these on <a href=\"http:\/\/jennytrout.tumblr.com\/\">Tumblr<\/a>\u00a0after the book comes out, but other times I share them in progress. Whatever, I&#8217;m easy. Anyway, the songs I add are sometimes songs with lyrics that remind me of plot points, some just reflect the tone of the story, and others are just like, &#8220;Hey, I heard this on the radio and I want to hear it several times a day.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Here are the playlists for the projects I&#8217;m working on right now:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/open.spotify.com\/user\/123685084\/playlist\/3Ggp6Di8lP7SZZypDxa6TB\"><em>A Choice Fit For A Queen<\/em><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/open.spotify.com\/user\/123685084\/playlist\/1KT0sdfXJogJfrEZN4MIJi\"><em>The Ex<\/em><\/a><\/li>\n<li><em><a href=\"http:\/\/open.spotify.com\/user\/123685084\/playlist\/5zs95fAnlIboca3ixMiOrh\">The Abysm of Time<\/a><\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Sometimes, though, I just sit with headphones on and pretend to not hear people.<\/p>\n<p><b>My Pax.\u00a0<\/b>As frequent readers may be aware, I&#8217;m not the healthiest person in the world at the moment. I use marijuana to treat my fibromyalgia and epilepsy. I almost typed leprosy, I&#8217;m so glad I caught that. Not&#8230; caught leprosy. I&#8217;m just making everything worse. I&#8217;m glad I didn&#8217;t accidentally make you think I had a horrible disease. Or&#8230; yet another horrible disease. There. Better. Also, marijuana is fun and relaxing as hell, so bonus for me, because I live in a state that allows medical use of cannabis. This little gadget:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Photo-on-6-10-14-at-9.35-PM.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-7748\" src=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Photo-on-6-10-14-at-9.35-PM-1024x682.jpg\" alt=\"Photo on 6-10-14 at 9.35 PM\" width=\"604\" height=\"402\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Photo-on-6-10-14-at-9.35-PM-1024x682.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Photo-on-6-10-14-at-9.35-PM-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Photo-on-6-10-14-at-9.35-PM.jpg 1080w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 604px) 100vw, 604px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>a Pax, a hand-held, rechargeable, portable vaporizer, and it&#8217;s my very best friend on days when I&#8217;m in a ton of pain (like I was when I took this picture). It&#8217;s easier on the lungs than smoke, and doesn&#8217;t get your office as smelly (although I do still smoke sometimes). The Pax is a freaking miracle for cannabis patients and the recreational consumer. You can read about it here: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ploom.com\/pax\">Pax by Ploom<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>A large canning jar full of water.<\/strong>\u00a0Not a Mason jar or a Ball jar. I mean those really big two quart fuckers. I drink a lot of water, and I don&#8217;t like to get up to go get more. &#8220;But don&#8217;t you have to get up to go to the bathroom?&#8221; Ha ha, puny mortal. My bladder is like a freaking parade balloon.<\/p>\n<p><strong>A way to bribe myself.\u00a0<\/strong>I&#8217;m the least disciplined writer I know. I hear about people who write ten thousand words a day and I&#8217;m like, lucky if I get two thousand and a blog post in. I have to bargain with myself by doling out little treats: &#8220;When you get to a thousand words, you can spend a half hour drawing.&#8221; &#8220;If you get this blog post done today, you can take the night off to watch your shows.&#8221; But, as is my parenting style, I don&#8217;t enforce these conditions and reward myself anyway. This is also why I fail at dieting.<\/p>\n<p>Those are the things I need. That&#8217;s about it.<\/p>\n<p>You can find out if any of the other Wednesday bloggers aren&#8217;t speaking to me anymore because of my Mont Blanc comment, check out their posts here:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jessicajarman.blogspot.com\/2014\/06\/wednesday-randomness-to-write-i-need.html\">Jessica Jarman<\/a>\u00a0\u2022 <a href=\"http:\/\/bronwyngreenblog.blogspot.com\/2014\/06\/stuff-i-need-in-order-to-write.html\">Bronwyn Green<\/a>\u00a0\u2022 <a href=\"http:\/\/krisnorris.blogspot.com\/2014\/06\/if-i-only-had-clone.html\">Kris Norris\u00a0<\/a>\u2022 <a href=\"http:\/\/gwendolyncease.blogspot.com\/2014\/06\/random-wednesday-blog-to-write-i-need.html%20 \">Kellie St. James<\/a>\u00a0\u2022 <a href=\"http:\/\/wp.me\/p106Lt-di\">Gwendolyn Cease<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes, I&#8217;ll read interviews with writers and they&#8217;ll be all, &#8220;Do you have a ritual? 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