{"id":7812,"date":"2014-07-09T09:00:28","date_gmt":"2014-07-09T13:00:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=7812"},"modified":"2014-07-09T00:04:37","modified_gmt":"2014-07-09T04:04:37","slug":"wednesday-blogging-if-i-had-super-powers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=7812","title":{"rendered":"Wednesday Blogging: If I had super powers"},"content":{"rendered":"

So, I guess this week is about having superpowers. To be honest, I’m on the fence about superpowers. On the one hand, if I had, say, the ability to bi-locate, or teleportation, or even just some kind of flying power, that would be pretty rad. But I’m afraid of getting a shitty power, like on\u00a0Misfits<\/em>, where the one guy’s power was controlling milk. I mean, he used it to kill people. But I’m not sure murder by dairy is the best super power.<\/p>\n

So, I guess if I were going to have a super power, mine would be:<\/p>\n

THAT PILL FROM LIMITLESS.<\/strong><\/p>\n

I know that’s technically not a power, and also, I’ve never seen the movie, but in the preview dude writes a bestselling book and shit in a few hours, and get hot chicks, and something in there involved Robert De Niro. Like I said, I don’t know what exactly the plot was, because I was more concerned with the part where he became a super productive and successful novelist, but those movies where people make Faustian bargains always work out, right? There’s no chance of being addicted to super high-powered performance enhancing drugs isn’t going to be a positive for me, right?<\/p>\n

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“Do it, Jenny! What could go wrong?”<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Failing that, I would love to have the ability to time travel. Although, I think for something like that you have to have an actual time machine, which is less a superpower and more a Time Lord thing. So forget I mentioned it.<\/p>\n

For more talk about superpowers and what we would do with them, visit the other Wednesday bloggers:<\/p>\n

\u00a0Gwendolyn Cease<\/a>\u00a0\u2022\u00a0Bronwyn Green<\/a>\u00a0\u2022\u00a0Jessica Jarman<\/a>\u00a0\u2022\u00a0Kris Norris<\/a>\u00a0\u2022\u00a0Kellie St. James<\/a><\/p>\n

Leigh Jones<\/a><\/p>\n

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So, I guess this week is about having superpowers. To be honest, I’m on the fence about superpowers. On the one hand, if I had,…<\/p>\n

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