Hey everybody! Just a quick update to let you know what’s happening. Thank you all for your kind words and your support with the bikini thing. I know it’s a trite and corny thing to say, but I actually have a little more hope for humanity.<\/p>\n
So, in case you missed it<\/strong>: I was on Good Morning America<\/a>\u00a0and If Ever I Would Leave You came out<\/a>.<\/p>\n Stuff coming up:\u00a0<\/strong>I’m in talks with a syndicated daytime show to come on and do a make-over type thing where fat women step out of their comfort zones and do a reveal on TV. Stuff like being afraid to wear a swimsuit or show your arms, that kind of thing. If you’re interested, email me and I’ll forward your name along to the producers.<\/p>\n News on The Ex<\/em>,\u00a0The Afflicted, <\/em>and the sequel to\u00a0Such Sweet Sorrow<\/em>:\u00a0<\/b>I’m about 40k words into\u00a0The Ex,\u00a0<\/em>and 11k into the sequel to\u00a0Such Sweet Sorrow<\/em>. I am hopeful that\u00a0The Ex<\/em> will release ahead of the projected spring 2015 date. I’ll reveal the cover at the end of August, and it’s another hot one.<\/p>\n News on the\u00a0Buffy<\/em> recap:\u00a0<\/b>I swear to you, it’s on the way. I just have a lot to say about this episode, and I’ve been wicked busy. Things are going to calm down, though. I swear this. Don’t give up on me. I won’t give up on you. I’ll never let go, Jack. *Lets you drift gently to your watery grave.*<\/p>\n I’ve been asked to recap an episode of\u00a0The OC<\/em>, even though I’ve never watched the show and have no idea what it’s about:\u00a0<\/strong>SnarkSquad<\/a>\u00a0asked me, “Would you recap season one, episode twenty-four of\u00a0The OC<\/em>?” and I was like, “I’ve never seen that show ever in my life,” and they were all, “That’s even better!” If you haven’t checked out the recaps, they’re going on right now. I think mine comes out in August or something. I’ll post the link when it goes live. I’m just bringing it up now because I’ve got to do the second half today and turn it in because my deadline is tomorrow and I live on the edge.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Hey everybody! Just a quick update to let you know what’s happening. Thank you all for your kind words and your support with the bikini…<\/p>\n