This week, we’re supposed to blog about what our internet search history says about us.<\/p>\n
Hooh, boy.<\/p>\n
1. I am struggling to find the perfect pattern to knit for Billy Joel’s Christmas present.<\/strong> That’s all one could possibly construe from the eleven tabs open to Ravelry and Wikipedia articles about Billy Joel’s songs. I don’t want to ruin the surprise for you, Mr. Joel, but I think it’s going to be the brown shawl Claire wore in last week’s Outlander<\/i>.<\/p>\n 2. I am struggling to find the perfect pattern to knit for the Baltimore police department’s Christmas present.\u00a0<\/strong>Same reasons as above, except for the part about Billy Joel’s discography. \u00a0Merry Christmas, Baltimore PD. I think you’re getting this lace work shawl.<\/p>\n 3. I’ve missed seven dentist appointments.\u00a0<\/strong>Just look at my google calendar!<\/p>\n 4. I look at way too much porn.<\/strong> Bullshit. No such thing. Plus, it’s research that I’m looking at all these highly inappropriate .gifs of men in suits forcing their fingers into hot brunettes’ mouths.<\/p>\n 5. I’m trying to help Billy Joel send his Nintendo 3DS for repairs.\u00a0<\/strong>That’s the only explanation for why I’ve visited the lyrics page for “Allentown” thirty times in the past four days, and why this UPS label .pdf is open in Chrome.<\/p>\n What confusing or horrible things will your internet search history say about you?<\/p>\n Check out what these Wednesday bloggers don’t want you to see in their bookmarks folder:<\/p>\n Bronwyn Green<\/a>\u00a0\u2022 Jessica Jarman<\/a>\u00a0\u2022 Gwendolyn Cease<\/a>\u00a0\u2022<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" This week, we’re supposed to blog about what our internet search history says about us. Hooh, boy. 1. I am struggling to find the perfect…<\/p>\n