{"id":81,"date":"2013-05-24T18:22:00","date_gmt":"2013-05-24T18:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.wordpress.com\/2013\/05\/24\/sudden-and-unexpected-blog-hiatus"},"modified":"2013-05-24T18:22:00","modified_gmt":"2013-05-24T18:22:00","slug":"sudden-and-unexpected-blog-hiatus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=81","title":{"rendered":"Sudden and unexpected blog hiatus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Something wretched has happened to me. I think I have food poisoning. I&#8217;ll be back if I don&#8217;t die. Recap of Buffy is on hold. Recap of 50 Shades Freed is on hold, because I&#8217;m nauseated enough.<\/p>\n<p>Sorry, guys.<\/p>\n<p>ETA: I am no longer dying, but if I don&#8217;t wind up P90X ripped from the workout my chest and abdomen got last night, I&#8217;m going to be piiiiiiiiissed. Look for a Buffy recap and a late edition of Roadhouse on Monday.<\/p>\n<p>As for everyone who suggested I was intentionally poisoning myself to avoid reading <i>50 Shades Freed&#8230; <\/i>that&#8217;s actually quite a good idea.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Something wretched has happened to me. I think I have food poisoning. I&#8217;ll be back if I don&#8217;t die. Recap of Buffy is on hold.&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=81\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Sudden and unexpected blog hiatus<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=81"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=81"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=81"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=81"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}