{"id":8164,"date":"2014-10-13T08:46:28","date_gmt":"2014-10-13T12:46:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=8164"},"modified":"2014-10-13T08:51:04","modified_gmt":"2014-10-13T12:51:04","slug":"state-of-the-trout-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=8164","title":{"rendered":"State of The Trout: I forgot the headline again edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Did anybody watch Doctor Who this weekend?<\/strong>\u00a0Did it seem&#8230; shippy to anyone else? Because it seemed like they were trying to make it shippy. Like, an Amy choosing between Rory and The Doctor thing? Don&#8217;t mind me over here. I swear to God, it&#8217;s not a ship thing, the only Doctor\/companion ships I&#8217;ve ever sailed were Eight\/Grace and Ten\/Rose, and those had canonical basis. Though I find Peter Capaldi unbearably attractive (well, really, only as Malcolm, because I&#8217;m attracted to incredibly grumpy, surly types of people\u2013you should meet my husband), and you know I dig that May\/December vibe, I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;m imagining this. Let&#8217;s go down to the tennis court and talk it out like yeah (and by &#8220;tennis court&#8221; I mean, &#8220;comments section&#8221;).<\/p>\n<p><strong>Chapter six of\u00a0<em>The Afflicted<\/em> is available on Wattpad.\u00a0<\/strong>If you&#8217;re new around here, I&#8217;m writing a New Adult\/Horror\/Historical novel as a serial on Wattpad, and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wattpad.com\/story\/17730901-the-afflicted\">the latest installment is here.<\/a>\u00a0If you&#8217;re a writer who has a project you really love, but you feel like you never have time to work on it or it will just never get out there in front of readers, Wattpad is a really good platform. It gives you a reason to work on the project steadily without feeling like you&#8217;re taking time away from the work you &#8220;should&#8221; be doing. Without Wattpad, this story would have probably just stayed on my hard drive until I got discouraged and deleted it.<\/p>\n<p><strong>@Mitzy247 \u00a0crowned me the pope of Joelism, and @necrophidian willed it into being:\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/pope-jen.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8165\" src=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/pope-jen.png\" alt=\"pope jen\" width=\"506\" height=\"596\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Note the autographed sash. If you&#8217;re not following me on Twitter (@Jenny_Trout), this is the stuff you&#8217;re missing out on.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Set your DVRs for <em>The Steve Harvey Show<\/em> on October 17th!\u00a0<\/strong>My BFF Jill did, and this is what she saw:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/dvr.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8166\" src=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/dvr.jpg\" alt=\"dvr\" width=\"600\" height=\"337\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/dvr.jpg 600w, https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/dvr-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Oh, and I have a photo from the show that I&#8217;m allowed to share with you! Here&#8217;s me, on <em>The Steve Harvey Show:<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Curves1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-8167\" src=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Curves1-1024x682.jpg\" alt=\"Curves1\" width=\"604\" height=\"402\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Curves1-1024x682.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Curves1-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Curves1.jpg 1881w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 604px) 100vw, 604px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I hope everyone who gets the show in their area can check it out! And if anyone records it and wants to send me a copy, that would be rad, because I don&#8217;t have TV. I&#8217;m too cheap to pay for cable.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Did anybody watch Doctor Who this weekend?\u00a0Did it seem&#8230; shippy to anyone else? Because it seemed like they were trying to make it shippy. Like,&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=8164\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">State of The Trout: I forgot the headline again edition<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8164"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8164"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8164\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8172,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8164\/revisions\/8172"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8164"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8164"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}