{"id":8413,"date":"2014-12-04T11:57:56","date_gmt":"2014-12-04T16:57:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=8413"},"modified":"2014-12-04T11:57:56","modified_gmt":"2014-12-04T16:57:56","slug":"state-of-the-trout-heres-why-shit-isnt-getting-done","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=8413","title":{"rendered":"State of The Trout: Here&#8217;s why shit isn&#8217;t getting done"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey everybody! This is just a quick update to tell you:<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>The<\/em>\u00a0<em>Afflicted<\/em><\/strong><em>\u00a0<\/em>has been updated. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wattpad.com\/85743631-the-afflicted-chapter-8?d=ud\">You can read it here.<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;Why isn&#8217;t the blog being updated?<\/strong><strong>&#8220;<\/strong> You may ask yourself in the next week or so. The answers are, &#8220;I&#8217;m dreadfully behind in my work,&#8221; and &#8220;I am extremely ill right now.&#8221; So please be patient as I recover from whatever this horrible bug is, and I&#8217;ll be free to blog at will once my current project is finished (which won&#8217;t take long).<\/p>\n<p><strong>You can all rest easy.\u00a0<\/strong>Though it was nominated for Best Science Fiction of 2014 in the GoodReads Reader&#8217;s Choice Awards,\u00a0<em>Apolonia<\/em> did not win, and we&#8217;re hopefully saved from a glut of non-science fiction YA\/NA creeping into the genre.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Now I&#8217;m going off to be melodramatic in the extreme about how sick I am.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey everybody! This is just a quick update to tell you: The\u00a0Afflicted\u00a0has been updated. You can read it here. &#8220;Why isn&#8217;t the blog being updated?&#8220;&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=8413\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">State of The Trout: Here&#8217;s why shit isn&#8217;t getting done<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8413"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8413"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8413\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8415,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8413\/revisions\/8415"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}