{"id":8507,"date":"2014-12-30T10:00:15","date_gmt":"2014-12-30T15:00:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=8507"},"modified":"2014-12-28T09:54:36","modified_gmt":"2014-12-28T14:54:36","slug":"resolutions-and-accountability-report","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=8507","title":{"rendered":"Resolutions and Accountability Report"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Another year has blown straight on by. Does anyone else feel like they&#8217;re careening toward the grave? Just me? I&#8217;ll call my doctor.<\/p>\n<p>Last year, <a href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=6930\">I made some resolutions<\/a>. Let&#8217;s see if I kept them:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">1.<strong>\u00a0<\/strong><strong>I did knit the 4th Doctor&#8217;s scarf.\u00a0<\/strong>It took me eight months, but I managed to finish the scarf in the car on the way to Authors After Dark in Charlotte. It turned out fantastic:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/scarf-1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-8508 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/scarf-1-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"scarf 1\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/scarf-1-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/scarf-1.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/scarf-2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-8509 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/scarf-2-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"scarf 2\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/scarf-2-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/scarf-2.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/IMG956317-e1418513200940.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-8457 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/IMG956317-e1418513200940-190x300.jpg\" alt=\"IMG956317\" width=\"190\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/IMG956317-e1418513200940-190x300.jpg 190w, https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/IMG956317-e1418513200940-648x1024.jpg 648w, https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/IMG956317-e1418513200940.jpg 712w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 190px) 100vw, 190px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">2.\u00a0<strong>I spent more time doing fun stuff.\u00a0<\/strong>In addition to knitting, I actually slowed down to read non-work related books, play World of Warcraft, spend way too much time on Tumblr, and, most excitingly (is that a word?) for me, I started learning how to draw. Here are some of my favorite pictures this year:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/beautiful-dick-in-the-moonlight.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-8510 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/beautiful-dick-in-the-moonlight-258x300.jpg\" alt=\"beautiful dick in the moonlight\" width=\"258\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/beautiful-dick-in-the-moonlight-258x300.jpg 258w, https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/beautiful-dick-in-the-moonlight.jpg 602w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 258px) 100vw, 258px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/oh-the-humanity.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-8511\" src=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/oh-the-humanity.jpg\" alt=\"oh the humanity\" width=\"604\" height=\"409\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/oh-the-humanity.jpg 750w, https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/oh-the-humanity-300x203.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 604px) 100vw, 604px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Weed-Princess.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-8512 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Weed-Princess-202x300.png\" alt=\"Weed Princess\" width=\"202\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Weed-Princess-202x300.png 202w, https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Weed-Princess.png 455w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 202px) 100vw, 202px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/copic-test-touched-up.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-8513 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/copic-test-touched-up-170x300.jpg\" alt=\"copic  test touched up\" width=\"170\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/copic-test-touched-up-170x300.jpg 170w, https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/copic-test-touched-up.jpg 340w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 170px) 100vw, 170px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">3.\u00a0<strong>I stopped worrying about whether or not my house was spotlessly clean.\u00a0<\/strong>I kind of fudged a little on this one by hiring a cleaning lady once a week, but I&#8217;m not kicking myself over the clutter and the utter nightmare of ripped up dog toys on the floor as much as I was before.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">4.\u00a0<strong>Wear a bikini.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/038.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-7774 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/038-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"038\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/038-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/038-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So, there you have it. I, Jenny Trout, achieved my New Year&#8217;s resolutions.<\/p>\n<p>Now, with 2015 upon us, I have a whole new set of resolutions.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">1.\u00a0<strong>Write another goddamn vampire novel.<\/strong>\u00a0For personal reasons, I don&#8217;t do much talking about about my pre-Jenny Trout work, but my career started with a series of vampire novels. My plate is pretty full with two series right now (and the addition of a third barreling down on me), but I desperately want to write some vampire YA. Mostly because if there&#8217;s a genre that&#8217;s losing steam, I want to be sure to jump on the tail end of it and make absolutely no money. But what I lack in business sense, I make up for in passion and dedication, and right now my heart is telling me that I want to return to some vampires. By the end of 2015, I want to either have completed, or actively begun work on, a YA vampire novel.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">2.\u00a0<strong>Run the Mackinac 8 Mile<\/strong><strong>.<\/strong>\u00a0I got lazy and stopped doing something that made me happy. I&#8217;m going to start again, and I want to celebrate my return to running in 2015 by racing around the beautiful shores of Mackinac Island.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">3.\u00a0<strong>Draw a tattoo for myself.\u00a0<\/strong>This year, I&#8217;ve gotten tattoos that other people have drawn. I&#8217;d like to get a tattoo that\u00a0<em>I<\/em> drew. I don&#8217;t know what it will be of, or even if I have the skill to pull it off, but I&#8217;m going to keep practicing until I get it right.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">4.\u00a0<strong>Legally change my name to Jenny Trout.\u00a0<\/strong>Do you have any idea how liberating it&#8217;s going to be to go from eighteen letters to ten letters? My name will finally fit on forms. I might even change my middle name, too. If anybody has any good ideas, let me know. Maybe we&#8217;ll have a vote on it or some shit.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m only making three this year, because I have a busy schedule with three books to complete and tons of travel in 2015, but let&#8217;s see how it goes!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another year has blown straight on by. Does anyone else feel like they&#8217;re careening toward the grave? Just me? I&#8217;ll call my doctor. 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