{"id":8623,"date":"2015-01-23T09:00:39","date_gmt":"2015-01-23T14:00:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=8623"},"modified":"2015-01-22T23:13:07","modified_gmt":"2015-01-23T04:13:07","slug":"merlin-club-s04e12-13-the-sword-in-the-stone-or-why-isnt-anybody-supervising-that-dragon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=8623","title":{"rendered":"Merlin Club S04E12-13, &#8220;The Sword In The Stone&#8221; or &#8220;Why isn&#8217;t anybody supervising that dragon?&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a style=\"color: #ac0404;\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/merlinbanner2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/merlinbanner2.jpg\" alt=\"merlinbanner2\" width=\"700\" height=\"485\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Merlin club is a weekly feature in which Jessica Jarman, Bronwyn Green, and myself gather at 8pm EST to watch an episode of the amazing BBC series\u00a0<em>Merlin,\u00a0<\/em>starring Colin Morgan and literally nobody else I care about except Colin Morgan.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, I lie. A lot of other really cool people are in it, too.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, we watch the show, we tweet to the hashtag #MerlinClub, and on Fridays we share our thoughts about the episode we watched earlier in the week.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><strong style=\"line-height: 1.5;\">So, here&#8217;s a quick rundown of episode eleven: \u00a0<\/strong>It&#8217;s the feast of Beltane, because fuck it, we don&#8217;t know what religion we&#8217;re going with here, and because Arthur didn&#8217;t open his eyes about Agravaine, Morgana manages to bust into Camelot and seize the throne. Then Arthur and his men have to go hide in Ealdor or however it&#8217;s spelled, where Arthur and Gwen hook back up, and then everybody goes back to Camelot and gets into a fight and wins the throne back. Gwen becomes queen, but Morgana gets that baby dragon, so I think they both walk away with something of value.<\/p>\n<p><strong style=\"line-height: 1.5;\">If I had written this episode, I would have changed:\u00a0<\/strong>Tristan and Isolde would not make an appearance. This is the last story of the season. I want that time devoted to Arthur, Merlin, Gwen, Morgana, Gaius, and to a lesser extent, some of the knights. Do not ask me to become emotionally involved in a cliched, two-dimensional love story that robs the episode of time that could have been used to deepen the plot.<\/p>\n<p><b>The thing I loved most about this episode:\u00a0<\/b>I liked the scene between Morgana and Gwen, when Gwen is like, why are you doing this, and Morgana is basically like, nothing personal, but I gotta do this because. It&#8217;s not like Morgana wants to kill Gwen, Gwen is just standing in the way of her ambition. That&#8217;s another trait like Uther; she&#8217;s looking out for number one.<\/p>\n<p>I also loved that whatever spell Merlin did on Arthur made him so chill and introspective.<\/p>\n<p><strong style=\"font-weight: bold;\">The thing I hated most about this episode:<\/strong>\u00a0Morgana is so fucking stupid, and it&#8217;s not getting any better. She has learned\u00a0<em>nothing<\/em> from the last time she was queen for two minutes. In fact, she&#8217;s only gotten worse. Threatening to burn the crops? Of the kingdom that you now rule? \u00a0Torturing and starving knights who are technically under your command now because they&#8217;ve pledged their loyalty to Camelot? Spending zero time securing your throne because you want to watch Gwain get sweaty fighting dudes at your command? Well&#8230; I can&#8217;t really argue with that one, but I assure you, you&#8217;re not doing great.<\/p>\n<p>I also hate that Arthur jerks Gwen around so much. &#8220;Oh, I&#8217;m so sad about Gwen. Oh, Gwen, thank god I&#8217;ve found you again. Oh, Gwen, I wish you hadn&#8217;t read so much into that because I don&#8217;t really want to get together with you. Oh, Gwen, MARRY ME! At this point, I&#8217;m like, &#8220;Gwen. You deserve better.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Something I never noticed before:\u00a0<\/strong>The lower town gets destroyed all the time at Camelot. Whenever there&#8217;s an emergency, someone runs in and bam, the lower town has been destroyed, your majesty. Why do people keep living there, and why hasn&#8217;t someone done something to fix this problem?<\/p>\n<p><strong style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Favorite Costume:<\/strong>\u00a0I bet you all thought I was going to say &#8220;Gwen&#8217;s coronation dress&#8221; but joke&#8217;s on you:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/mic-wire.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-8625\" src=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/mic-wire-811x1024.jpg\" alt=\"mic wire\" width=\"604\" height=\"762\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/mic-wire-811x1024.jpg 811w, https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/mic-wire-237x300.jpg 237w, https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/mic-wire.jpg 1647w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 604px) 100vw, 604px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Freeze framed like that, there is something interesting happening in the crotchal region. I know it&#8217;s probably a mic or something. But it&#8217;s interesting.<\/p>\n<p><strong style=\"font-weight: bold;\">What object would Bronwyn steal from this episode?\u00a0<\/strong>Various pieces from this costume:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Isolde-ep12.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8626\" src=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Isolde-ep12.jpg\" alt=\"Isolde-ep12\" width=\"433\" height=\"650\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Isolde-ep12.jpg 433w, https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Isolde-ep12-199x300.jpg 199w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 433px) 100vw, 433px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m assuming knife, sword, leather cuffs, necklace, belt, and ponytail are on this list.<\/p>\n<p><strong style=\"font-weight: bold;\">What Merthur moment did Jess have the naughtiest thoughts about?\u00a0<\/strong>&#8220;Whatever you say. I&#8217;m in your hands.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a style=\"color: #ac0404;\" href=\"http:\/\/wp.me\/p4ZusM-AZ\"><em><strong style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Check out Jessica Jarman&#8217;s take on the episode here<\/strong><\/em><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em><strong style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><a style=\"color: #ac0404;\" href=\"http:\/\/wp.me\/p5i0F1-SO\">Check out Bronwyn Green&#8217;s take on the episode here<\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><a style=\"color: #ac0404;\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/merlinclub.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/merlinclub.jpg\" alt=\"merlinclub\" width=\"400\" height=\"281\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Merlin club is a weekly feature in which Jessica Jarman, Bronwyn Green, and myself gather at 8pm EST to watch an episode of the amazing<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=8623\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Merlin Club S04E12-13, &#8220;The Sword In The Stone&#8221; or &#8220;Why isn&#8217;t anybody supervising that dragon?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8623"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8623"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8623\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8627,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8623\/revisions\/8627"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8623"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8623"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8623"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}