{"id":8633,"date":"2015-01-29T10:00:22","date_gmt":"2015-01-29T15:00:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=8633"},"modified":"2015-01-28T22:19:22","modified_gmt":"2015-01-29T03:19:22","slug":"50-shades-of-oh-god-i-cant-watch-toy-story-ever-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=8633","title":{"rendered":"50 Shades of oh god I can&#8217;t watch Toy Story ever again."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vermontteddybear.com\/sellgroup\/fifty-shades-of-grey-bear.aspx\">So, the Vermont Teddy Bear Company Fifty Shades of Grey Bear is a thing.<\/a>\u00a0And apparently I&#8217;m in the wrong fucking business, if people are willing to pay ninety bucks for a teddy bear.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I thought their description needed work, so I fixed it for them (you may need to click the image to read the text at full size).<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Vermont-Bear-Idiocy1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-8635 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Vermont-Bear-Idiocy1.jpg\" alt=\"Vermont Bear Idiocy\" width=\"1760\" height=\"1080\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Vermont-Bear-Idiocy1.jpg 1760w, https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Vermont-Bear-Idiocy1-300x184.jpg 300w, https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Vermont-Bear-Idiocy1-1024x628.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1760px) 100vw, 1760px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Thank you to everyone who alerted me to the existence of this abomination.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, the Vermont Teddy Bear Company Fifty Shades of Grey Bear is a thing.\u00a0And apparently I&#8217;m in the wrong fucking business, if people are willing&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=8633\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">50 Shades of oh god I can&#8217;t watch Toy Story ever again.<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8633"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8633"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8633\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8637,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8633\/revisions\/8637"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8633"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8633"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8633"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}