{"id":8768,"date":"2015-02-20T09:00:08","date_gmt":"2015-02-20T14:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=8768"},"modified":"2015-02-19T21:14:36","modified_gmt":"2015-02-20T02:14:36","slug":"merlin-club-s0505-the-disir-or-nah-you-probably-shouldnt-worry-about-prophecies-and-shit-merlin-im-sure-it-will-all-work-out-just-fine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=8768","title":{"rendered":"Merlin Club S0505, &#8220;The Disir&#8221; or &#8220;Nah, you probably shouldn&#8217;t worry about prophecies and shit, Merlin, I&#8217;m sure it will all work out just fine.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a style=\"color: #ac0404;\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/merlinbanner2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/merlinbanner2.jpg\" alt=\"merlinbanner2\" width=\"700\" height=\"485\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Merlin club is a weekly feature in which Jessica Jarman, Bronwyn Green, and myself gather at 8pm EST to watch an episode of the amazing BBC series\u00a0<em>Merlin,\u00a0<\/em>starring Colin Morgan and literally nobody else I care about except Colin Morgan.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, I lie. A lot of other really cool people are in it, too.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, we watch the show, we tweet to the hashtag #MerlinClub, and on Fridays we share our thoughts about the episode we watched earlier in the week.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><strong style=\"line-height: 1.5;\">So, here&#8217;s a quick rundown of episode five:\u00a0<\/strong>Some weirdos in a cave decide to pass judgement on Arthur, which is apparently something they do (although we didn&#8217;t see it happen to Uther, but whatever). Merlin is all worried that Mordred is going to kill Arthur, and he probably he is. Gaius is as useless as ever.<\/p>\n<p><strong style=\"line-height: 1.5;\">If I had written this episode, I would have changed:\u00a0<\/strong>Can we please, ever, even just one time, get some idea of what the fuck the\u00a0<em>new\u00a0<\/em>religion is? Because Arthur is in trouble for disrespecting the\u00a0<em>old<\/em> religion, and somebody calls the messenger dude a heretic, but we&#8217;ve yet to find out what the new religion is and why old religion stuff is somehow heretical.<\/p>\n<p><b>The thing I loved most about this episode:\u00a0<\/b>When Gaius says &#8220;mystic pool,&#8221; it sounds like he&#8217;s saying &#8220;mystic poo.&#8221; It&#8217;s my favorite thing in the whole episode.<\/p>\n<p><strong style=\"font-weight: bold;\">The thing I hated most about this episode:\u00a0<\/strong>What is Gaius&#8217;s problem with acting on stuff Merlin sees in visions? So far, everything he&#8217;s seen has happened. Sometimes he just doesn&#8217;t understand what the outcome of those actions are (like when he saw Morgana pull her knife in Uther&#8217;s bedroom, and he assumed she killed the king, when instead an explosion stopped her from carrying the murder out). Even though we&#8217;ve already established that Mordred is a danger to Arthur, Gaius is like, &#8220;Well, you can&#8217;t be\u00a0<em>sure<\/em> he&#8217;s a danger.&#8221; But like, yes. We can. We totally can, because it&#8217;s been brought up like a billion times.<\/p>\n<p><strong style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Something I never noticed before:\u00a0<\/strong>Gaius is willing to forgive Merlin of all sorts of stuff. Like, Merlin could show up with blood on his hands and say, &#8220;I murdered the fuck out of someone on total purpose and I don&#8217;t feel bad about it,&#8221; and Gaius would be like, &#8220;You can&#8217;t be so hard on yourself, Merlin.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Favorite Costume:\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/lovely-dress.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-8773\" src=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/lovely-dress-1024x997.png\" alt=\"lovely dress\" width=\"604\" height=\"588\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/lovely-dress-1024x997.png 1024w, https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/lovely-dress-300x292.png 300w, https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/lovely-dress.png 1599w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 604px) 100vw, 604px\" \/><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong style=\"font-weight: bold;\">What object would Bronwyn steal from this episode?\u00a0<\/strong>These candlesticks were super distracting, because I kept thinking, &#8220;I HAVE TO REMEMBER THESE FOR THE WHAT CHRIS WOULD STEAL THING!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/candlestick.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8774\" src=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/candlestick.png\" alt=\"candlestick\" width=\"627\" height=\"609\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/candlestick.png 627w, https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/candlestick-300x291.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 627px) 100vw, 627px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong style=\"font-weight: bold;\">What Merthur moment did Jess have the naughtiest thoughts about?\u00a0<\/strong>Merlin&#8217;s worry over Mordred seems to translate a little into jealousy that he&#8217;s taking some of Arthur&#8217;s attention away from Merlin.<\/p>\n<p><a style=\"color: #ac0404;\" href=\"http:\/\/wp.me\/p4ZusM-D3\"><em><strong style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Check out Jessica Jarman&#8217;s take on the episode here<\/strong><\/em><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em><strong style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><a style=\"color: #ac0404;\" href=\"http:\/\/wp.me\/p5i0F1-UY\">Check out Bronwyn Green&#8217;s take on the episode here<\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><a style=\"color: #ac0404;\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/merlinclub.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/merlinclub.jpg\" alt=\"merlinclub\" width=\"400\" height=\"281\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Merlin club is a weekly feature in which Jessica Jarman, Bronwyn Green, and myself gather at 8pm EST to watch an episode of the amazing<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=8768\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Merlin Club S0505, &#8220;The Disir&#8221; or &#8220;Nah, you probably shouldn&#8217;t worry about prophecies and shit, Merlin, I&#8217;m sure it will all work out just fine.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8768"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8768"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8768\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8775,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8768\/revisions\/8775"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8768"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8768"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8768"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}