{"id":8818,"date":"2015-03-02T10:04:47","date_gmt":"2015-03-02T15:04:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=8818"},"modified":"2015-03-02T10:37:10","modified_gmt":"2015-03-02T15:37:10","slug":"state-of-the-trout-poo-brain-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=8818","title":{"rendered":"State of The Trout: &#8220;Poo Brain&#8221; edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, do any of you guys watch\u00a0<em>Adventure Time<\/em>? It&#8217;s an awesome show. In an early episode, the heroes, Finn and Jake, find their sleep disturbed when a horse won&#8217;t stop staring through their window at night. It can&#8217;t moved, reasoned with, or dissuaded. It just stands there, staring. Jake diagnoses the animal as having &#8220;poo brain.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/poo-brain.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8819\" src=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/poo-brain.png\" alt=\"poo brain\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I have come to adopt this phrase in place of &#8220;Fibro fog,&#8221; the common description of the mental sluggishness that is symptomatic of a Fibromyalgia flare-up. It&#8217;s a way better term for how I feel. I don&#8217;t feel &#8220;foggy,&#8221; I straight up feel like someone took a shit in my brain, and it&#8217;s good for nothing.<\/p>\n<p>Luckily, my case of poo brain didn&#8217;t last longer than a week, but that week ate up a considerable chunk of writing time. I mostly tweeted and tumblred, because that was how long my attention span lasted. I couldn&#8217;t focus on anything.<\/p>\n<p>So, now I am behind. Way behind. I had a manuscript I wanted to turn in to my publisher today; I still have a scene and a chapter to go. But because I&#8217;m off schedule with that, it means I&#8217;ve having to start work on my next project at the same time. Which means extra work, which means less time here for wacky blog shenanigans.<\/p>\n<p>So, this is a State of The Trout update to let you know that I am not dead, I am still alive, I&#8217;m just overwhelmed with work I fell behind on when I got poo brain. After this week, I&#8217;ll hopefully be back to a normal schedule and I can get an <i>Apolonia<\/i> recap done and work on some Buffy.<\/p>\n<p><strong>I also want to publicly apologize to Nicholas at the Portage Crossings GameStop. I told him I would take his survey within the next three days, but I forgot. Sorry, Nicholas.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, do any of you guys watch\u00a0Adventure Time? It&#8217;s an awesome show. In an early episode, the heroes, Finn and Jake, find their sleep disturbed&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=8818\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">State of The Trout: &#8220;Poo Brain&#8221; edition<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8818"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8818"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8818\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8821,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8818\/revisions\/8821"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8818"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8818"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8818"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}