{"id":9643,"date":"2015-10-09T17:27:46","date_gmt":"2015-10-09T21:27:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=9643"},"modified":"2015-10-09T19:18:15","modified_gmt":"2015-10-09T23:18:15","slug":"scarecrows-screw-those-guys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=9643","title":{"rendered":"Scarecrows. Screw those guys."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My town has been seeming taken over by scarecrows. Here is the saga (ignore my bike helmet&#8217;s askew-ness. One of the pads fell out at the post office today and wouldn&#8217;t stick back in, so it just kept slipping back. I assure you, I don&#8217;t usually wear it so high up on my damn head) (also, the videos are filmed vertically because it&#8217;s hard to ride a fucking bike and use a phone, okay?).<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/p_lBi35W6ZY\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/7PvhirBFmOk\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>*next one has NSFW language<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Gqak4YV9NQA\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My town has been seeming taken over by scarecrows. Here is the saga (ignore my bike helmet&#8217;s askew-ness. One of the pads fell out at&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/?p=9643\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Scarecrows. Screw those guys.<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9643"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9643"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9643\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9645,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9643\/revisions\/9645"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9643"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9643"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jennytrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9643"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}