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True Blood Tuesday

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The other day, I noticed that you can watch True Blood on Amazon Prime, and then I noticed that while I was watching it, I was talking to screen all alone. So, I started recording it the way I do with movies. I’m going to put up one episode every Tuesday, if you want to watch along with me. And if you don’t, I’ll just amuse myself. Because most of this is just me enthusiastically shouting, “HOYT FORTENBERRY!” over and over.

Download the .mp3 and start it right after the HBO logo/sound fades.

True Blood S01E01, “Strange Love”

(For all of my Deaf, hard of hearing, or just audio-averse friends out there in Trout Nation, fear not. I’m not converting all of my recaps to audio or anything like that. I just don’t want to actually recap all of True Blood since I already have two pretty intensive recaps going. I’m still going to be blogging manually.)

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  1. kati

    Yay! Also, Iove Hoyt so very much, so I’m good with you shouting about him a lot. He’s adorable.

    June 7, 2016
  2. No kidding.. I literally scrolled through Amazon Prime yesterday and started watching True Blood from the beginning! This just freaks me out a little bit!

    June 7, 2016
  3. shel

    Season 1 was so good…. can’t wait to watch along with you 🙂 FOYTENBERRY!!

    June 7, 2016
  4. Tash

    I always loved the parallels between Buffy and True Blood. A brunette and blond pair of male vampires both fighting over a sexy blond supernatural chick.
    Another similarity is the use of Hawaiian shirts and goofy voices to make the vampire characters seem harmless to thugs/villainous humans. Angel does it and I believe Eric does it too. What is with that? Anyway more to the point I am stoked for the new addition to my Tuesday.

    June 8, 2016
  5. Lisa

    I love you

    June 8, 2016
  6. Heather (@TorrinPaige)
    Heather (@TorrinPaige)

    This tickles me so…you have no idea. I love “watch alongs with Jenny” so much. Woot!

    June 8, 2016
  7. Janine

    this is the best thing that’s happened to me all week.

    June 9, 2016
  8. Julie

    I hated the show after the first season. But that’s partly because I had already started (you guessed it) reading the books.

    The books are sooooooooooooooo much better. If you haven’t read them, please consider it.

    June 12, 2016
  9. Damn. I hate Tara.
    I read the books twice and rewatched the show last winter. I can’t stop hate her. She is annoying and racist.

    And Bill, Biel, Beal, Bile is kind of hot.
    I am Team Eric, because he’s funny and I imagine a big penis. Someone with a big dick couldn’t be a bad guy. (See Chedward)

    Btw, you should come to Germany. I have no big cock or something similiar like money or an Audi, but I would be an awkward fangirl and buy you creepy gifts and whisper your name. Jenn – nneey.

    June 13, 2016
  10. shel

    Did you ever figure out where you recognized the Whhhife Denise from? She was in a ton of stuff, mostly TV and I wanted to answer you back, but duh… that doesn’t work since it was a recording 😛

    She’s done a lot of small parts in different TV shows… (the CSI/criminal minds circuit, Justified, Terriers, Southland, Sons of Anarchy etc.) she was also in Argo….

    June 15, 2016
  11. Anon123

    As a hearing person with Deaf and hard-of-hearing friends, I wanted to say thanks for being mindful and adding the last bit. 🙂

    June 27, 2016
  12. Schwa

    Finally started watching… Two things: one, I don’t think Sam is bad looking, he’s just such a terrible character that his looks aren’t good enough to redeem him. Two, did you notice that at one point you said “being a vampire would suck” hahaha

    November 3, 2016

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