Over the past week, the spam comments on this blog have gotten ridiculous. As in, thousands every day. Tez Miller, my awesome comment moderator was dealing with sorting through all of these comments to make sure your real comments got through (she also provides other services for authors who need help with stuff like taking care of your emails or social media accounts, and she’s super dedicated, so check her out if you’re interested), but we got a new plug-in to deal with the situation and I think we’ve got it taken care of now.
However, this is the internet. And shit almost always happens. If you posted a comment in the last twenty-four hours–and you were not trying to sell me sunglasses or discount Nike products–and you don’t see it showing up, please let me know either through my Twitter account or email. Those links are available in the bar above, under “contact”. We’ll figure something out through hard work, boot straps, good old American ingenuity, etc. or whatever.
Aw, I was kind of hoping for another post with a collection of the weirdest SPAM comments you’ve received.
Uhm…
Earn eleventy bajillion monies in just fifteen minutes with this incredible trick!
This woman is 754754668754 years old – learn her AMAZING secret to eternal youth!
Enlarge your penis!
I hope that’s okay 😉
But where is the link to the AMAZING secret to become 754754668754 years old?
Just go to http://secretstoeternalyouth.com and enter your credit card info, you’ll get the PDF.
The secret to eternal youth is the pr0n I can’t post anymore, and this V 1a gr4. Buy now, get a second bottle free! Now pest free!
According to some of them, Jenny “really greases the shaft of knowledge” 😉
Lol I just tried to pay a comment sarcastically making fun of the spam but was denied by the plug in, so I’d say it’s working!
Ugh I meant make, not pay. Ugh mobile.
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Opps, sorry. It slipped.
Oh no, but I wanted to know how I could become a VAMPIRE thanks to Mr. Barney. 🙁
Though some of the spam comments could be amusing, I’m glad you got it sorted out. It can get annoying having to deal with so much every day.
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