That’s right. Today I embark on my goal of 100 pages in 5 days. Because NaNo is for pussies. If you’ve never done something this fool hardy and painful, I highly suggest it.
I have my Diet Coke. I have my prescription pain killers. I have an army of nutcrackers standing behind my laptop because my desk has been pressed into holiday service. Under their toothy smiles and wooden stares, I will accomplish my goal.