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Day: March 21, 2013

Two things I yelled in my sleep, and some dreams.

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Two things I yelled in my sleep last night:

  1. “The headphones are winning!”
  2. “This isn’t Seaquest, bitch!”
Some dreams I had last night:
  • A nightmare caused by I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant, in which Mr. Jen refused to let me name our surprise baby Tina Fey Armintrout. Neither would he allow me to name it Tina Poehler Armintrout.
  • I was somehow involved in a Les Miserables style political uprising.
  • The new season of Game of Thrones had an uncomfortably heavy emphasis on vaginal secretions.
  • I got to meet Tom Hanks in person.