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Day: August 13, 2013

More State of The Trout

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Hey y’all! If you follow me on twitter, you may have noticed the #1 symptom of illness in Jenny Trout: explosive, aimless tweeting. I’m so sick! My husband had this wretched cold, and he passed it to me. I need to really set firm rules for myself and not have sex with that man while he’s ill. In my defense, something about nursing a sick guy back to health really turns my crank.

I’m also getting ready to put up the pre-orders for The Girlfriend. My goal is to have it available for pre-order on the 15th, but let’s see where the wind takes us. Having never done a self-pubbed release this way before, I’m not real sure of how everything goes down.

I know people are missing the Buffy/50 Shades recaps, and those will be back on track soon, but right now everything in my work life is like a clogged pipe or something. Good things are happening– but they’re happening all at once, making things kind of inconvenient.

Before I go, let me share with you some of the highlights of the last three days of illness:

  • I binge watched Orange is The New Black
  • I had to tell my four year old to stop twerking
  • My ten year old started playing Battlefield 3 online. I heard an outraged “He’s TEABAGGING me!” yesterday
  • Strawberry preserves in oatmeal is amazing

Have any of you guys watched Orange is The New Black? What did you think of it? I’m rewatching it with D-Rock, so now at least one person understands the joke when I say, “Don’t fuck me with me. I’m a Russian, I’ll pop your fake titty.”