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Month: November 2023

A Court of Jealousy and Haters: ACOTAR chapter 42 or “The Incredible Vanishing Worldbuilding”

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I’m shamelessly plugging my new Fantasy Romance serial in the intro to an unrelated post. Join the new Patreon tier or my Ream page or read it on Kindle Vella.

As promised, I’m importing the A Court of Thorns and Roses recaps here from Patreon. These were originally written beginning in August of 2020, so there will be references to upcoming or seasonal events that won’t fit with our current timeline. I am not a time traveler and you’ll never be able to prove that I am. I will also include editors notes like this every now and then as we go, mostly to amuse myself but to give re-read value to those who’ve already been on this awful, awful journey with me.

TW: Just tons of the author justifying why sexual assault is okay, as long as it’s for a good reason.

UPDATE

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Hey, everybody. Bear with me. I might be scattered.

Yesterday, I had a really unpleasant encounter with someone. I don’t mean like a stranger. This is a person who I have personal conflict with, but whom I occasionally work with in a volunteer organization. I don’t like this person, but I work with them and I don’t antagonize them. I did make a serious complaint about her behavior in 2017, but the leadership in charge at that time didn’t move on it, so I moved on when the new leadership came in and let bygones be bygones.

I still don’t have to like this person.

But yesterday, this person confronted me during a board meeting. She had a prepared statement about the disrespect I constantly show her.

I don’t smile.

I don’t make eye contact.

I don’t say hello every time I see her.

This individual is aware that I’m autistic. She wrote a prepared statement about behaviors I cannot control and presented it as me being intentionally “hostile” and “threatening.” She demanded to know why I don’t like her.

Did you know that if a neurotypical person asks you this question, they’re not actually wanting to know the answer? I learned that yesterday.

Also, I said, “I’m not obligated to like you,” which, judging from the noise that came out of her and the weird expression on her face, nobody has told the neurotypicals this piece of information before. I truly believe yesterday was the day that she learned people don’t have to unfailingly love her.

On top of being autistic, I have C-PTSD. A lot of people on the spectrum have both, due to how we were treated, even by well-meaning people, in our childhoods. This woman lost total control, shrieking at me, shouting over me, leaping to wild accusations. After being asked by the leadership several times, she finally stopped long enough for me to respond to her accusations, which I managed to do calmly. Then, I left the meeting.

I came home feeling fine-ish. I was aware that the incident had triggered my C-PTSD, and that I was in fight, flight, freeze response. I could rationalize every symptom, because they were all physical. I had the mental stuff on lock because, well… it’s easier when you don’t care about the person who’s been screaming at you. I didn’t internalize it as my own failing, and honestly she looked like a full spectacle while she was ranting about childish shit, demanding that I justify why I don’t like her, why I don’t have to like her, how I treat her so disrespectfully. She weirdly insinuated that I was racist towards white people. It was truly the most Jennie Jones, Jerry Springer, Dr. Phil fuckery and I laughed about it while describing it. She looked so ridiculous. She sounded ridiculous. She contradicted herself constantly, claiming not to have ever met me before 2022, then claiming to have objected to things I did in 2021. It was all so transparently bullshit that, frankly, if anyone believed her lies, it was because they preferred that to confronting the person she really is. She was out of control and looked like a fucking caricature. She was so unwound, like a spoiled child throwing a tantrum at a grocery store, that all I could on the way to my car was laugh at her.

I wish I would have laughed in her face, in hindsight. I mean, I was already disrespecting her by living, right? I should have just laughed at her the way I wanted to, because she did look truly comical in her impotent rage.

I’m not laughing now. I’m angry now. I’m angry because even though I can break my symptoms down and go, “This is the reason I’m feeling these things,” I can’t not feel them. I can’t turn them off. As a result of the interaction and the chemicals PTSD releases in the brain, I could not sleep. At least, not deeply. My muscles are cross-fit sore from trembling that I could not control, even though I feel like the entire interaction was absurd. Sitting hurts. Lying down hurts. Standing hurts. Even though it’s been over twelve hours, I’m still shaking and experiencing involuntary movements.

The mental effects are starting to catch up to me, as well. I want to lash out now. I want to inflict my rage on someone. I want to burn bridges and ruin established relationships and make everyone hurt the way my body hurts, and the way it hurts to be triggered by being shouted and pointed at, talked down to, and scolded for behavior caused by a disorder I can’t control. I want to call people up and scream at them, “This person claims to understand kids on the spectrum, claims to have all this expertise in ‘dealing with them,’ but feels like I’m disrespecting her because I’m autistic?”

That was the worst part. The scolding me for not masking well enough. It was a flashback to childhood. To every time I’ve been chastised and humiliated for breaking a social contract I was never informed about. That’s what the trigger was, and she pulled it hard.

And even though the incident was small, it’s affecting me badly. I need to take some time off. I can’t say how long. I haven’t been this seriously triggered since my massive breakdown in 2019. I don’t want another massive breakdown. I don’t want to have to rebuild everything. And I definitely don’t want that infected cunt lesion of an alleged “person” to affect my life. But having someone jabbing their finger at you four feet from your body does trigger you, whether you know you’re safe or not. I’m not well. I’m not sure when I will be. So, this is a long-winded way of saying I’m taking a sudden, unexpected, undefined hiatus. The Ogre’s Fairytale Bride will still be posting, because it’s already written. The ACOTAR recaps will keep posting, since they’re also written. I might make videos, to get out of my head a little bit? If I feel like it? Anything else has to wait. I need to focus on my mental health and my brain can’t do a work schedule and heal itself. This may be a week. It might be a month. I don’t know. But you’ll all be the first to know when I come back!

A Court of Jealousy and Haters: ACOTAR chapter 41 or “Prythian Heating and Cooling”

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I’m shamelessly plugging my new Fantasy Romance serial in the intro to an unrelated post. Join the new Patreon tier or my Ream page or read it on Kindle Vella.

As promised, I’m importing the A Court of Thorns and Roses recaps here from Patreon. These were originally written beginning in August of 2020, so there will be references to upcoming or seasonal events that won’t fit with our current timeline. I am not a time traveler and you’ll never be able to prove that I am. I will also include editors notes like this every now and then as we go, mostly to amuse myself but to give re-read value to those who’ve already been on this awful, awful journey with me.

A Court of Jealousy and Haters: ACOTAR, chapter 40 or “Reading is FUNdamental”

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I’m shamelessly plugging my new Fantasy Romance serial in the intro to an unrelated post. Join the new Patreon tier or my Ream page or read it on Kindle Vella.

As promised, I’m importing the A Court of Thorns and Roses recaps here from Patreon. These were originally written beginning in August of 2020, so there will be references to upcoming or seasonal events that won’t fit with our current timeline. I am not a time traveler and you’ll never be able to prove that I am. I will also include editors notes like this every now and then as we go, mostly to amuse myself but to give re-read value to those who’ve already been on this awful, awful journey with me.

A Court of Jealousy and Haters: ACOTAR, chapter 39 or “Watch your drink”

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CW: Sexual assault, drugging

I’m shamelessly plugging my new Fantasy Romance serial in the intro to an unrelated post. Join the new Patreon tier or my Ream page or read it on Kindle Vella.

As promised, I’m importing the A Court of Thorns and Roses recaps here from Patreon. These were originally written beginning in August of 2020, so there will be references to upcoming or seasonal events that won’t fit with our current timeline. I am not a time traveler and you’ll never be able to prove that I am. I will also include editors notes like this every now and then as we go, mostly to amuse myself but to give re-read value to those who’ve already been on this awful, awful journey with me.

A Court of Jealousy and Haters: ACOTAR chapter 38 or “Padding”

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I’m shamelessly plugging my new Fantasy Romance serial in the intro to an unrelated post. Join the new Patreon tier or my Ream page or read it on Kindle Vella.

As promised, I’m importing the A Court of Thorns and Roses recaps here from Patreon. These were originally written beginning in August of 2020, so there will be references to upcoming or seasonal events that won’t fit with our current timeline. I am not a time traveler and you’ll never be able to prove that I am. I will also include editors notes like this every now and then as we go, mostly to amuse myself but to give re-read value to those who’ve already been on this awful, awful journey with me.

Welcome to chapter thirty-eight.

Why are we doing this to ourselves?

A Court of Jealousy and Haters: ACOTAR chapter 37 or “WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY?!”

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I’m shamelessly plugging my new Fantasy Romance serial in the intro to an unrelated post. Join the new Patreon tier or my Ream page or read it on Kindle Vella.

As promised, I’m importing the A Court of Thorns and Roses recaps here from Patreon. These were originally written beginning in August of 2020, so there will be references to upcoming or seasonal events that won’t fit with our current timeline. I am not a time traveler and you’ll never be able to prove that I am. I will also include editors notes like this every now and then as we go, mostly to amuse myself but to give re-read value to those who’ve already been on this awful, awful journey with me.

A Court of Jealousy and Haters: ACOTAR chapter 36 or “Lair of the Pinkish-Brown Worm”

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I’m shamelessly plugging my new Fantasy Romance serial in the intro to an unrelated post. Join the new Patreon tier or my Ream page or read it on Kindle Vella.

As promised, I’m importing the A Court of Thorns and Roses recaps here from Patreon. These were originally written beginning in August of 2020, so there will be references to upcoming or seasonal events that won’t fit with our current timeline. I am not a time traveler and you’ll never be able to prove that I am. I will also include editors notes like this every now and then as we go, mostly to amuse myself but to give re-read value to those who’ve already been on this awful, awful journey with me.

A Court of Jealousy and Haters: ACOTAR chapter 35 or “It’s love.”

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I’m shamelessly plugging my new Fantasy Romance serial in the intro to an unrelated post. Join the new Patreon tier or my Ream page or read it on Kindle Vella.

As promised, I’m importing the A Court of Thorns and Roses recaps here from Patreon. These were originally written beginning in August of 2020, so there will be references to upcoming or seasonal events that won’t fit with our current timeline. I am not a time traveler and you’ll never be able to prove that I am. I will also include editors notes like this every now and then as we go, mostly to amuse myself but to give re-read value to those who’ve already been on this awful, awful journey with me.

The Creepy Forest Story

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As promised in my ACOTAR recaps, here is my spooky forest story. Now, if you believe in spirits and fairies and whoo hoo, as I do, then I have no disclaimer for you. However, if you don’t believe in all that stuff, feel free to read this as fiction. However, it is not fiction.

Another disclaimer: I was smoking weed when this happened, but I’m always smoking weed and this is the only time this has ever happened to me. This type of thing is not a usual occurrence triggered by weed. I have never experienced hallucinations or out of body experiences from weed.

My cousin has a cabin in the Upper Peninsula, and this cabin is amazing. It’s on a lake in the middle of nowhere, in a huge forest. There are other cabins on the lake, but they’re not always occupied, as most people can’t live year-round in this particular location. Once it snows (and in the Upper Peninsula, it most assuredly does), the road to the lake is inaccessible to anything other than snowmobiles (or sleds or snow machines, depending where in the midwest you’re from and what you call them). Even in the summer, the “roads” in this forest are not what most people would call roads. They’re sandy paths carved through the forest floor, with hip-high banks in some spots and deep gouges from storm run-off. It is a bumpy and exciting ride, but should you meet someone traveling the opposite direction, you have to do some fancy maneuvering. This hardly ever happens, though; on a recent week-long stay, we saw one human being unaffiliated with our party. We’re talking a sense of true isolation, here.

The forest itself is pure magic. It’s on top of an enormous network of fungus that grows and lives and dies rapidly. You can take a walk in the morning and see all the mushrooms and toadstools and witch butter that popped up overnight, only to return after lunch and see an entirely different fungal landscape. The birds have no fear; they’ll whizz directly past your face and light on branches close enough that you can see their individual feathers. There are times when the woods are alive with their chatter, and times of eerie stillness. The roads wind vaguely around the edges of land parcels, like a labyrinth.

It’s my favorite place to walk. It’s so peaceful. Sometimes, I put on the Stardew Valley soundtrack and pretend I’m the farmer walking through Cindersap Forest. And I was out for a walk when the spooky forest happenings occurred.

After gorging myself on pasties, I decided to take a little stroll and enjoy my dessert: a fat joint and little apple hand pie. As I wandered around, enjoying the light filtering through the trees and feeling a general sense of peace, I noticed something interesting just a couple of feet off the path. It was a dead tree. Not unusual in a forest. Just the rotting stump of a tree that had died and fallen over, about six feet tall, jutting up from the side of a perfectly round mound of earth. Beside it was a young birch tree, exactly the same height and thriving. Red bark was strewn like a path up one side of the mound, through the space between the two trees, and out the other side.

I wanted to go to these trees so. badly.

The thing is, when you’re in a forest, it’s best not to go off the trails. It’s so super easy to get lost. But this was maybe ten footsteps. There was no chance I would lose the road, and there was really nothing between me these trees but forest detritus and a few may apples. I stubbed out my joint, slipped it behind my ear, and headed toward these weird trees.

The second I stepped off the path, all the birdsong stopped. Not just in the area. There was no sound whatsoever. There was, however, a weird, creepy feeling. Curiosity with underlying dread. I was right, though; the trees weren’t that far off the path. The birch was in front, the dead tree behind. I munched on the hand pie as I scoped everything out. The thing that puzzled me most was the red bark. None of the surrounding trees had red bark. Birch has red heartwood, but the birch wasn’t wounded or anything, and the other tree, which I guessed might have once been a maple, was already completely hollowed out, with no red material inside it at all.

Just as I finished my last bite, something snapped loudly in the trees. At this point, I was standing in front of the birch. I turned my head, just my head, in the direction of the noise, and when I looked back, the path between the trees was in front of me.

So I walked around it again. I stood in front of the dead tree, looked away, looked back, and I was in front of the red bark path. No matter how often I walked around the trees, the moment I turned my head or closed my eyes, I was in front of the path, with the dead tree on the right and the birch on the left. Even if I intentionally faced the path with the birch on the right and the dead tree on my left, if I looked away and looked back, the trees switched.

I have no explanation for this phenomenon, but I know it wasn’t the weed. I have never in my life smoked weed so strong that it made the world around me defy all known laws of physical space. I wasn’t on anything like mushrooms or acid. Just a single joint I only smoked halfway. And a little apple pie that I was eating when I walked up to this anomaly.

The apple pie part is important.

It was at this point that I spotted something I hadn’t seen on my walk from the path to the trees: a ring of white mushrooms, completely surrounding the mound of earth. And despite being superstitious and having no intention of doing so, I felt deeply compelled to walk between those trees. It really took a lot of effort to get that thought out of my mind. Totally freaked out, I backed out of the ring of mushrooms and decided to head back to the road.

And the road was now much further away than the distance I had originally walked. And instead of just the usual sticks and leaves and may apples on the forest floor, I was surrounded by brambles with big thorns.

I just started walking. I kept the road in sight and went straight through the brambles. And they put up a fight. And there were so many of them, I started to think of the end of Sleeping Beauty, when Prince Phillip had to fight his way through the thorns to get to the castle. They were ankle high, then knee high, then waist high, and when I made the mistake of looking back to see my progress, I hadn’t moved away from the trees at all.

“You were just high, Jenny. You said so.” At that point, my friends, I was no longer high. I was clear-headed and fully panicked. And there is no weed on this earth so strong that half a joint of it would create a prolonged hallucination so powerful it could rip pants and snag skin. You’re going to go back to the cabin and eat another one of those apple pies and feel much better.

I just kept pushing through and finally, I was on the road again. It felt like I had walked miles, but the trees were exactly where they had been when I first approached. There were no thorns, just the may apples and forest carpet. And I stood there, fully terrified, not really wanting to move or really look at the trees.

I walked away from the area, back toward the cabin, consumed by how weird this whole experience was, and I started noticing trash along the road. It looked like someone had tossed those little single-serving applesauce containers, still sealed, into the edge of the woods, just far enough you’d have to step off the path to retrieve them. I could clearly see the top of one, where a label should have been, but it was totally blank. No brand name, no indication of the contents, though it was visibly applesauce.

Who the hell would have so many misprinted applesauces out there, and why would they toss them into the woods? And how did they do it without passing where I’d been, because the applesauce wasn’t there when I’d started out on my walk.

My walk with an apple pie in my hand.

I looked down the road with a sense of dread like something invisible was chasing me. The anonymous applesauces lined the road on both sides, leading right back to the trees I’d just escaped.

I ran. And I can run fast. You wouldn’t think it to look at me, but I can really haul ass. I got back the cabin, told my husband he needed to come see something, and we took back off into the forest.

All of the applesauce was gone. The trees were still there, but without the red bark path between them, and no compelling power to go and check them out. I was freaked, Mr. Jen was freaked, but for a different reason. He worried I hadn’t been taking my epilepsy meds and had suffered a seizure and some kind of post-ictal hallucination all by myself in the woods. But I knew what I saw and experienced, and I stuck to my guns.

Nothing weird happened on the rest of our daily walks, though I chose a different direction to wander rather than pass those trees again. Mr. Jen never saw any of the applesauce cups on his solo walks in that area. I was beginning to think his hallucination theory might have been correct.

On the morning we left, as we pulled out of the driveway, Mr. Jen noticed something at the mouth of one of our walking routes. “Looks like somebody dropped their lunch,” he said.

There, in the middle of that path, was an applesauce cup.