*applicable to the Trout house, only.
Green Shell Green Shell
Red Shell Red Shell
Spiny Shell No, everybody!
Banana Peel Banana Shell
Any of the triple items Rotating [item]
Boomerang Australian Come-backer
Star Star Man
Fire Flower Ahhh bababababababababababababy I’m a fireball *imitate the horn line*
Blooper Squid Ink
Item Box Power Up Question Mark
Super Horn Sound Block
Crazy 8 No! Oh holy shit I’m going to die I got the eight! I got the eight!
Princess Peach Princess Pee
Donkey Kong Dongly Knob or Knobbly Dong
Baby Mario BM
Baby Peach Baby Pee
Tanooki Mario Mario 3
Cat Peach Cat Pee
Dry Bowser Dry Boner
Baby Luigi Butthole Linguini
Pink Gold Peach Pink Gold Pee
Do you have any stupid names for characters in games you play? Are they as juvenile as most of these?