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SAY GOODBYE TO HOLLYWOOD is out!

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Here it is! The elaborate in-joke I wrote for everyone who went on this blogging journey with me. Finally, in all its bitchy glory, Say Goodbye To Hollywood is ready to snark up your Kindle. Or your phone. Or your tablet. Whichever. It’s here, that’s all that matters.

The cover is made to look like a screenplay fastened with paper brackets. There is a large coffee mug ring stain on the bottom right corner. The text reads "SAY GOODBYE TO HOLLYWOOD (a novel) Jenny Trout"

When she’s hired to adapt the blockbuster novel, Beautiful Darkness, for film, screenwriter Jessica Yates sees an opportunity she can’t pass up. The only thing standing between her and a guaranteed hit movie is the author. Lynn Baldwin’s rise from Midwestern housewife to literary superstardom has gone straight to her head, and she’s not willing to see her creation hit the screen without her total approval.

As the entire creative team struggles with the hard-to-please author, Jessica’s personal life spins out of control. When there’s more relationship drama and kinky sex off the page than on, she’s forced to reevaluate what she really wants—before Beautiful Darkness destroys her Hollywood dreams forever.

You can purchase it on Amazon or Smashwords, and the paperback will be available soon! When that happens, I promise it will be the last update you see about it on my blog, because I know some of you must be getting tired of hearing about this book.

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13 Comments

  1. Kristine
    Kristine

    With the current exchange rate, this book costs exactly $6.66 in Canada, lol.

    March 21, 2017
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    • Tez Miller
      Tez Miller

      Ha! Well played, Canada 😉

      March 21, 2017
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    • Jemmy
      Jemmy

      It was $6.68 in Australia, so close but so far 🙁

      March 22, 2017
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  2. Helen
    Helen

    Really great work Jenny! I finished it in exactly four sittings – breakfast, two tram journeys, and curled up when I got home after work. Jessica is a very likeable heroine and easy to identify with, and I loved her chemistry with Jack. It would be a wonderful world if I could say Lynn was too awful to be realistic, but I think we know that’s not true.

    Highly recommended everyone – get reading!

    March 21, 2017
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  3. Christine
    Christine

    I can’t wait for my evening read. Thanks Jenny!

    March 21, 2017
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  4. Jemmy
    Jemmy

    Read it in one sitting last night, it was fantastic! Totally worth only 4 hours sleep on a work night.

    March 21, 2017
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  5. The fact it’s listed as $6.66 on amazon.ca is delightful to me. Can’t wait to read it this evening!

    March 22, 2017
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  6. Casey
    Casey

    Glad I’m not the only one who read it all at once! It was a lot of fun, and I absolutely loved it.

    March 22, 2017
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  7. Debbie
    Debbie

    Absolutely devoured it! It was a fantastic end to the saga we’ve been on with you, Jenny.

    March 22, 2017
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  8. Sarah Jane
    Sarah Jane

    Read it all at once and now I can’t help but want more!!! Thank you for taking this journey for us, Jenny! You are simply the best.

    March 22, 2017
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  9. sariana
    sariana

    Long-time reader here (came for the 50 Shades snark, stayed for, well, everything else), but I’ve never commented before. Just wanted to say that I sampled this book via Amazon, had to read more, bought the entire thing, and read it all in one night. Great read!

    March 24, 2017
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  10. JordieBelle
    JordieBelle

    Just bought it can’t wait to read it!

    March 25, 2017
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  11. Gaby
    Gaby

    I bought ‘Say goodbye to hollywood’ yesterday night when I couldn’t fall asleep with the plan of just reading a few pages. That was a really really really bad idea. I ended up reading the whole night and finishing the book at 6 a.m. Right now I feel like a zombie but it was totally worth it! Thanks for your amazing writing! 😀

    March 27, 2017
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